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AOJ’s Premium Beer

Original price was: ¥850.Current price is: ¥110.

Crafted with at least a few hops and a rigorous brewing process that involves actual fermentation, AOJ Beer™ is refreshingly light, incredibly smooth, and just enough to make you question if you’re really drinking beer at all.

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Finally, a beer for those who don’t really like beer!

AOJ Beer is the perfect balance between a cold brew and… well, something that kind of reminds you of one. With a crisp, ultra-light taste and just enough alcohol (0.25% ABV) to legally count, it’s the refreshing drink you never knew you needed!

Why Choose AOJ Beer™?

Authentic Beer-Like Experience – Looks like beer, kinda smells like beer, but, it isn’t really beer.
Incredibly Smooth – So smooth you’ll wonder if we forgot something.
Guilt-Free Enjoyment – Less alcohol than an overripe banana, perfect for any occasion!
Pairs Well with Anything – BBQ, pizza, existential crises—whatever works for you.

How to Enjoy:

  1. Chill Well – The colder, the better (seriously, ice-cold is best).
  2. Pour into a Glass – It looks more convincing that way.
  3. Take a Sip – And appreciate how close we got to making an actual beer.
  4. Tell Your Friends – Then watch their reactions.

🚀 Available for a limited time! (Or until we realize we’ve created a masterpiece.)
Try AOJ Beer™ today—because water was just too boring! 🍻

Weight0.5 kg
Ingredients

💧 Carbonated Water
🎨 Natural Coloring (for that real beer look)
🍃 Hints of Hop Essence (so faint you might not notice)
🍺 0.25% Ethanol (because it technically counts as alcohol)
✨ A Dash of Confidence

1 review for AOJ’s Premium Beer

  1. Nineteen

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐

    Honestly just looking at it I was convinced it was beer until I took a sip.

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